I admit, I’ve become (or perhaps, always was) a neighborhood spy. I work from home, with an office that faces out on the street. I see everything. One day I’ll become the crotchety old man next door, but for now, I’m the quiet nosey neighbor.
Our neighbors across the street are currently under my evil eye treatment. The problem is that they leave all of their vehicles warming up in the morning F O R E V E R. Looks like a dude and his wife and their four huge dogs. He drives a diesel SuperDuty, she, a Tahoe. Neither of which are particularly environmentally conscious. He gets up every morning and starts that truck up, and the Tahoe at the same time, and let’s them warm up while he gets ready for work. This usually amounts to at least 15 minutes (sometimes twice that) of the diesel running before he leaves. The Tahoe, mind you, runs the entire time, PLUS an additional 30+ minutes before she comes out and drives it away.
This morning I got up just as the diesel was leaving. She didn’t leave for 40 minutes after that. FORTY MINUTES that V8 was idling in the driveway “warming up.” Nevermind the fact that he probably started it 20 minutes before I even noticed. I find this to be an infuriating insult to our environment and the economy. The #1 air pollution cause in Fort Collins (and I suspect much of the world) is from automobile exhaust. It seems that no matter when you look outside, one of those trucks sits idling with the headlights lighting up the garage door.
Sigh. What do I do? Nothing? Leave a note or some anonymous article highlighting Colorado’s increasingly polluted air? If I had real balls I’d march over there and shut the frickin’ things off, but of course that would land me in another undesirable situation. How can you be that dumb to let your car sit running for over an hour every morning? It probably only takes her ten minutes to get to work.

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thats hilarious. that must cost about $3/day in idle time. that’s $100 month.
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Karel’s so right. And the clean air issue. Gosh. Are they young or old? I’m just amazed that they want to live out in the country but have no green sensibilities… Or can’t respect other peoples’ desire for peace and quiet.
You and Jess should bake them some cookies (my solution for every thing-lol) and walk over some afternoon they’re both home, introduce yourselves as the new neighbors. Mention you see them out there warming up their trucks. Give them a flyer on remote starters, say you have one and you LOVE it. It saves time, gets the car warmed up perfectly, saves the hassle of having to run out in the cold, AND it’s on a 10 minute timer so you get a warm, defrosted vehicle without having to waste money and gas on extended warm-up time.
Grrr. I totally sympathize.
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They are youngish, maybe mid-30’s. Dude is the kinda guy who has all the boy toys. He’s got the big diesel truck, an abundance of big dogs, a golf cart in his garage (what the hell do you do with a golf cart in your garage in a rural neighborhood?), and all kinds of other toys.
Even if you don’t give a damn about the environment, EVERYONE cares about their pocketbook, especially with record-breking gas prices. It just doesn’t compute.